And here's Jimmy with more of the "I pwwweeeeetend I make it farther than reception and get the hearing damage" Stolen Valor bullshit! You're gonna pay, Jimmy, for this I will not exercise further patience and restraint. Enjoy the Big House, you sick fuck!
This blog is dediated to James "Stryx" Arnold Allen, everyone's favorite internet stalker, luantic, and stolen valor monger. Beware of having any association with this person.