James Arnold Allen, Ada, OK

How about that irony in Jimmy using a 40+ year-old glass that he stole from his stepmom, that goes for $2 on eBay, to drink cheap flavored whisky from, while trying to belittle others as drinking from "sippy cups"? Even SqueezeIts are more ADULT than clowntard Jimmy. Ohhhh Jimmay! Not the sign of a person who has any inkling about what's in store when you show up for that hearing next month.  The warning signs were there all along for little Jimmy, but he chose to waste all his time on shit like this, time that could be better spent on things like..working..accumulating money for a defense..so many things that normal adults would do under the same circumstances. But instead he wastes his time posting nonsense on the internet, and collecting five-year Protective Orders by stalking 21 year-old girls (see below). Enjoy the BIG HOUSE, little guy.

  Courtesy of Josiah Deutsch : (Let's get him to 40k hits!)  I'm glad to report movement in the Federal Criminal case against psycho, James Arnold Allen, of Ada, Oklahoma. SAC said it's with the AUSA Clerk's office, but wouldn't elaborate.. Soooo I continue to wait, but that's okay. I find joy in knowing what's in store for Jimmy, makes all the waiting worth it! That means Jimmy won't be able to buy Diana that multi-million dollar mansion on the beach in Cancun, Cozumel, or wherever his make-believe state of mental illness takes his Fantasyworld that day, nor will he make that December mandate. Once indicted it's impossible to travel internationally without the Judge's permission. Between that and, oh yeah, Jimmy's poverty, and the Child Support block on his Passport (with the Department of State), it's not going to happen.. Just fantasy.. Although I wish he would flee, that would be even more felonies for Jimmy!!!  James, stop stringing ...

Someone definitely looks like they're almost 50.. What 50 year-old sits around and takes pics like this anyway? Answer: Lunatic stalker, James Arnold Allen, that's who! Imagine how Jimmy is going to age when he's in the FEDERAL bighouse! 

We all know Jimmy was never a Soldier.. A soldier in the US Army graduates BCT and AIT, or OSUT regardless of component (Active or Reserve). James, you enlisted on a contract to serve in the Reserve with the guarantee that after AIT you would make SPC, with half of your bonus paid at your ship date and the other half paid when you completed. We have your discharge and MEPS paperwork, dude, they put your guaranteed grade at closure so you wouldn't have to pay back half the bonus, and so they wouldn't have to waste JP cycles. YOU NEVER SERVED, YOU PSYCHOTIC KOOK! How about that RE code? That's right, they DIDN'T WANT YOU BACK because you wasted USG time, money, and that RE code will follow you around forever, along with your upcoming felonies and past DUI (your NCIC record is still there, dude). You enlisted in the Reserve, went to BCT, which technically puts you on AD through training, but you couldn't hack it and were separated after five weeks (Jan-20-2005 thru Feb...

 Go visit  DEUTSCHCANOE  for all your great James Arnold Allen memes and comedy. This dude has been at it longer than I've been alive! He deserves a visit. Let's take this site to THE MOON!!!

If you, or someone you know, has been told stories about military service by James Arnold Allen, of Ada, Oklahoma, and you're willing to talk to the Feds, contact me at legal@jamesarnoldallen.com so I can put you in touch with the ongoing investigation about Stolen Valor and Fraud, among other charges that are unknown to me.  James never passed Reception at BCT. If he has embellished his military service record more than shown below, reach out and let me know, especially if he used this status for any gain. This is when he clocked into and got the boot from BCT, note the short duration.. He spent most of his time at 'Sick Call'.. Pathetic, and an extreme waste of taxpayer $$$!